Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Red one or The Blue one?

She : "How is this blue one?"
He : "WOW!"
2 minutes later.
She : "Is this red one fine?"
He : "WOW!"
2 minutes later.
She : "And this white one?"
He : "WOW!"
2 minutes later.
She : "So which one do I buy?"
He : "I dunno. All of them looked great on you!"
30 minutes later.
She : "So which one do I buy? Red one?"
He : "I dunno. All of them looked great on you!"
30 minutes later...
She : "So which one do I buy? Red one?"
.........


versus

She1 : "How is this blue one?"
She2 : "Hmm.. good! You like those puffed sleeves?"
2 minutes later.
She1 : "Is this red one fine?"
She2 : "Great! suits you so well!"
2 minutes later.
She1 : "And this white one?"
She2 : "Ok-ish. Not as much as the blue and red."
2 minutes later.
She1 : "So which one do I buy?"
She2 : "Go for the red one!"
She1 : "Yup.. I loved that too!"
30 minutes later..
At home.

Moral : Women take LOTTTA time to shop. True, if her companion is a man.

9 comments:

സന്ദീപ്‌ ഉണ്ണിമാധവന്‍ said...

moral of the story. for men: dont accompany women for shopping.
for women: dont take men along for shopping. i guess that wud solve a lot of problems :)

as a side note, if two guys are shopping:
He1 : "Guess, I'll take the blue one?"
He2 : "Sure"
30 minutes later. At home. Why look at red and white if blue is good :)

adi said...

This is more like how it would go with 2 women:

She1 : "How is this blue one?"
She2 : "Hmm.. good! You like those puffed sleeves?"
2 minutes later.
She1 : "Is this red one fine?"
She2 : "Great! suits you so well!"
2 minutes later.
She1 : "And this white one?"
She2 : "Ok-ish. Not as much as the blue and red."
2 minutes later.
She1 : "So which one do I buy?"
She2 : "Go for the red one!"
She1 : "Yup.. I loved that too!"
30 minutes later..
She1: "How about the green one?"
She2: "Why not try the purple one?"
She1: "Ok. But it very similar to the yellow one..."
She2: "No, it is similar to the orange one"
1 hour later..
She1: "Why don't you try the orange one?:
She2: "Sure!!!"
3 hours later...
He1 calls She1...
He1: "Where are you?"
She1: "Oh you know what... forgot to tell you... It will be another 2 hours... Why don't you order chinese and watch some TV"
He1: "Oh honey!!!"
But thinking... "I should have gone to that bachelor party!!!"

sandeep said...

my version..

she1 & she2 finally decide on orange and comes back home..

next day..
she1: hello she2, i think this orange one is bad.. lets go back and buy the blue one.

goto step 1. repeat

Vaishnavi said...

Hahahaha! The post is great and so are the comments!

Ashwadhy said...

Brilliant ... ;)

Soorya said...

@sandeep, adi, sandeep : Grrrr... I knew I would get attacked mercilessly from the adam community... and I waited and waited for some eve to pass by... but the ones who came by said haha and left :(

@vaish u shud be saying something more!!!!! :( I expected ur support here!!!

@ashwadhy : thks, for coming by :)

Rat said...

She: This red one is good
He: How much is it ?
(rejected)

Put that in a for loop.
He is Me :D

Soorya said...

@Rat guaranteed bad married life ;)

skpan said...

He1 : let us go buy a blue shirt
He2 : k
ZZZZ
2 mins later
He1 : let us go buy a blue shirt
He2 : k

Loop..

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